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Enough about the election!  Who cares about the economic crisis?  Let's focus on some real news:

Playboy Hugh Hefner eyeing twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Amy Leigh Andrews as girlfriends
BY KORIN MILLER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Well, that was fast!
Hugh Hefner is already on the hunt for new girlfriends just days after longtime loves Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson announced the end of their respective relationships with the Playboy founder.
The veteran bachelor has admitted he's considering making 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon official girlfriends.

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The twins, who partied with Hefner on Oct. 4 wearing little more than body paint and briefs, "very much want to be girlfriends," Hefner told E!. "Now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends." This wouldn't be Hefner's first foray into twindom: The 82-year-old dated Bentley sisters Sandy and Mandy in early 2000.

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Amy Leigh Andrews, a 24-year-old college senior from Georgia, is also angling for a spot in the line-up.
"She was testing here this past weekend and she said she'd like to be a girlfriend, too," Hefner said.

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So, who are these girls?
According to their respective MySpace pages, they're blonde, determined and not afraid of a little nudity.
"Obstacles r put into your life to see if wut u want is worth fighting for!!!" Karissa, who appears in a skimpy bikini alongside her sis in her profile picture, wrote on her page.
Twin Kristina's lingerie shot contrasts sharply with her romantic quote: "Love me without fear. Trust me without wondering. Love me without restrictions. Want me without demands. Accept me how I am. A love like that will be ETERNAL!"
Meanwhile, Andrews cites the wisdom of reality star Paris Hilton: "The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in."
Ample cleavage shots, pictures from a Halloween party at Hooters and Marilyn Monroe wallpaper also enhance her site.

Hefner's remaining official girlfriend Bridget Marquardt, who is believed to still be involved with Hefner, is reportedly abroad filming episodes for her upcoming Travel Channel series, "Bridget's Beaches."

A rep for Playboy had no comment on Thursday.

As if we didn't need another example of how our society is plummeting into shit!  Who fucking cares about any of this?  And the quote by perhaps the most worthless person in this country (Paris Hilton) really sums the whole god damn thing up: "The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go.  Life is too short to blend in."  Wow......

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